well, thats enough internet for today
good. yes.OH. Plant monster dingus.
Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.
HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED
HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT
He looks so happy with the piano
First off why the FUCK don’t birds have any arms
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
what is this from what is the context
(also hello anxiety attack ohmyogd)
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent