i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”
is that a watermelon on the floor
no its her sister omg dont be so rude
One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
I’ve never even seen this episode but I am s c r e a m i n g
A GIRL JUST LEFT HER NUMBER ON NIALL’S INSTAGRAM PICTURE GUESS WHO’S BACK IN THE GAME
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same timewhy do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally
jingle bells bat person cries bird egg car lost wheel joker katy perry
This is perfect
being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE
It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
look at it not retrieving a single fuck
my uncle just posted this on facebook and maybe its because im tired but i am laughing really hard
making my way downtown
I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now
and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own”
and that’s a really good observation.
Why has he got rifle?
to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron